Almost famous...

http://www.google.co.il/search?hl=iw&q=Cruella%20De%20ville%20dairy&meta=

Someone visited this blog from Israel...so I decided to see how they got here...this is Israeli! Check it out; your blog comes up first if you llive in Israel and are trying to find The Deville Dairy... (they came in at the Cruella Deville/I Love New York post)...

Wow...you come up third if you just google Cruella Deville dairy!

Happy Belated Mother's Day!

I tried to wish you a happy mama's day, but your mailbox was full on Mother's Day...so happy belated Mother's Day!

Try Dynomite...

Go on the right side to Games...and try Dynomite in the links. I love that game. There are 2 different modes to try. When I first played it I played in the first one...now when I do it I do Stomped (second) mode. Its fun and challenging...or at least I think so...

Changing your diet does strange things to your system...

Pogo games...

http://www.pogo.com/action/pogo/lightregview.do Go here and register and get a free acct so you can play all the Pogo games...if you want. There are some cool ones. You have to give an email addy, but they don't make you activate it with the email...so its no biggie.

Fabulous and fit at fifty...your future!

I woke up feeling soooooooo good this morning after staying on my diet for one day, not bogged down. I'm also planning on staying on my diet tomorrow for the most part. We're gonna eat the best-tasting low calorie dinner we can find. On Saturday I won't be doing so great on my diet. We're gonna go nuts that day, as Jay is grilling for me...but other than that I plan on pretty much staying on it. I feel great! My stomach is gurgling, but I'm not eating until at least noon. I had a hot pocket and a little fat-free pudding cup for breakfast. Gonna eat a good for me, not a bunch of calories lunch, dinner no earlier than 4 and no later than 6. Bet ya I wake up feeling even better tomorrow. Gonna do this. So are you! Monday is your D-day. I am soooooooooooooo happy to be in the zone. I hope we can get you there also so its easier for you. You can do it, but getting in the zone will make it better. Just think...fabulous, fit, fantastic, and PHAT at fifty...not FAT! You can and you will do it. You have 1-1/2 years to get there. That's doable and not unrealistic. Andreas Miguel Sanchez Jr. needs you. : )

I am soooooooo cute...I am soooooo cute...contender for world's smallest dog...

Bobby says hi to all...

Going through adjustment period, but otherwise okay.

Oh yeh...one more thing...

fyi...Glory Dinnis' forward for her mail expires in June. It was for 6 months. So unless he forges her name and gets it done again...or talks her into signing a new form...it should be coming to her house next month. AND...also...D&N set her up for online banking...and someone should be checking behind them. I know no one wants to get involved, but maybe when Cathey comes home and takes over her life she can get the password from them. Not saying another word, but I wanted to let you guys know... in case you didn't know...that she is set up for online banking and only D&N have the password information...and that the mail forward will be expiring fairly soon.

by the way...

You really need to start buying Excedrin Migraine...or the generic equivalent...for headaches. If you take them right when you get any twinge that you might get a headache you can keep your headaches from coming most of the time. Fuck using Aleve and shit for headaches.

Well?

Did you do your updates, dammit?

This is fun...

http://www.pogo.com/poppit-stress-buster ...you have to make sure you get all the little presents...

Dieting...

Fuck this having 2 different leg lengths shit...I've been walking ...and I've been telling myself I'm cutting down on food...but really I haven't been doing that...today I officially started cutting down. I'm still a loser, but its better. Instead of having 2 hot pockets this morning, I had one and a tiny little peach cup. By next week I hope to be down to less than that. I'm gonna lose some weight and get in better shape so I can have knee surgery by one year from now...that's my goal anyway. Gotta save up some vacation time. Diet with me. Get healthier by age 50...which originally was my goal. I didn't get there, too much going on. You still can. Do it. Do it for you. Do it for your kids. Do it for your grandkids. Do it for your husband. Mostly, do it for you.

Spyware Blaster has updates...

Check for updates...after they are downloaded tell the program to enable all protection...

Kiff and Sis blog...

http://www.kiffandsis.blogspot.com/

World's Largest Vagina...

View show on depression transcript...

http://abc.go.com/daytime/theview/depression.html if you want to read the transcript for the View show on depression...click on the link top of page, follow instructions... BUT FIRST...
http://www.adobe.com/products/acrobat/readstep2.html you need to download the Adobe Reader so you can open the PDF file. If you do this make sure you uncheck the photoshop part...unless you want that...

Artwork by Francisco Sanchez... of Chile...age 14...

3 big ones ...and ricky...

Gulp!

Really good pic of Shady...

Big Montecore as a baby ...and as a big boy...

Remind you of anyone?

Meet Shady...

Rosie's friend...

He takes my breath away...

I get that high-waisted is back...but even I know this outfit looks like shit...

BTW...

Since fatass is paying his mammy's bills...he must have another checking acct. to pay the shit...even if he used Discover to pay bills he would have to pay Discover with something. I just hope he's not using her name to get credit...

OUCH!

Guess the ho?

Hint: Singer from back in the day...

Which one is a hemorrhoid...and which one is Lisa Rinna's lips??

Guess the wee-wee...(Hint: Big fat fuck loser)

Sandy's claim to fame...Champion of the ...

(same as David...ha!)

She's got legs...and she knows how to use them...(DUH!)

My man and HA your man! Oh yeh, and NF (who cares?)

Guess the legs?

Run after the Vundo tool...

http://securityresponse.symantec.com/avcenter/FxVMonde.exe

Cruella Deville...

ANS...

http://www.nypost.com/seven/04112007/gossip/cindy/anna_nicoles_sister_dishes_cindy_cindy_adams.htm?page=1

great article (I think) ...Anna Nicole's sister ...stuff from her new book...book is getting great reviews...

Deelishis baby daddy...

http://rhymeswithsnitch.blogspot.com/search?q=Flav

Detroit Streets Say Deelishis Baby Daddy Is.......
1990 first round draft pick Derrick Coleman.
Hold up! The plot thickens.
Sources say Mr. Coleman
is more than a little pissed about Deelishis's
little tongue slip. You see, according to Detroit
city streets, Miss Deelishis and her daughter
supposed to been a cheating affair.
Sources claim Derrick is a married man and
although he does take care of the little girl,
he's not entirely sure she's his.
And those scars Deelishis likes to flaunt?
She got 'em in a car accident and guess who
was driving? According to hair salon talk,
none other than Mr. Derrick Coleman.
By the way, they say his wife only recently found
out Deelishish was in the car that night.
And if you listen to the so-called "friends", who
like to talk real loud about Deelishis in a certain Detroit
hair salon, we can expect a Hoopz like switch on Flav
anyday now. Them Detroit girls shore got game,
a little missguided maybe, but whatever.
So check it,
this is just hair salon talk
take it with with a grain of salt
and please remember
when repeating this gossip
Rhymes With Snitch is for entertainment
puposes only.

MIA again!

'Cuz we're so cute...

Puter Tip of the Day...

When googling, if you want to find a phrase containing more than one word put quotes around the words so you don't pull up everything with just one of the words...for example...if you want to find Asian dolls...but not everything Asian and not every kind of doll...type "Asian dolls"...and you will get only entries with the two words directly next to each other...as in Asian dolls for sale...and you won't pull up something such as Asian women are living dolls. Get it? Try it!

Disclaimer: At least that's how its SUPPOSED to always work!

There are comments in the post from yesterday...

Rosie acknowledged me again...

barb writes:
Valerie Bertinelli was awesome and real. You missed her, but I hope she comes back when you’re there.

me 2

Happy Birthday, John Oates!

This is ram...

I have a job for you when you're ready...

Happy Easter!

Sandy is a big girl now!

San...

http://www.superantispyware.com/


http://security.symantec.com/sscv6/home.asp?langid=ie&venid=sym&plfid=23&pkj=JSVETGXIBVEMBQAUWZK

Donny is a very bad boy!

Might be able to enjoy it even without speakers...Donny is being very bad!

Ricky Martin - Livin' La Vida Loca

For Frank!

Puter stuff...

Make sure if you download Spyware Blaster that you do the updates regularly! And you can create a snapshot of your system with it also. Make sure you do that stuff. Don't upgrade the eraser; get the free one. Spyware Blaster doesn't have to be left open, just works in the background, don't have to "run" it at all. Internet eraser you should use often, very quick. You need Norton also...I'll find the best one for you when you get ready to get it ...or just choose 2007 full version from that link. I got mine for 14.45, I think.

Ut oh...just read up on system doctor.... http://www.system-doctor-removal.com.removal-instructions.com/removesystem_doctor.html ....don't want to put this with the good puter stuff.

Get your batookus back online!

Lisa Lisa And Cult Jam - All Cried Out (Live 1986)

I remember you singing this 20 million skadillion times in a row...

Otters holding hands

Be sure to watch it to the end for an adorable surprise!

Martha, Chin Chin, and Paw Paw say...

When you're carrying something heavy and possibly liquidy...for example, a turkey you took out to baste...look where you're going...and not at what you're carrying...and you won't dump the shit all over yourself or your kitchen like you usually do...

If you come out to play...you can have all these great dolls!

Growwwwwwwwwwwwlllllll...

Where the fluck are you? I can't seeeeeeeee you...

Sandy Dinnis Jr.

Who Farted? Mashup of Deal or No Deal and Identity...

Links, links, and more links...

I added some links (right side of page) so you can get to everything from one page. You won't even have to deal with favorites if you don't want to. We can put everything on this one page. Just leave a comment telling me what you want to be linked to... ...B

The fabulous Michael K at Dlisted has the scoop on cause of death for ANS...

This is Sandy's blog!